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FOR SALE: 2023 BMW X3 xDrive30i The Blue Beast That Makes Your Neighbors Jealous
Are you tired of driving a car that doesnt automatically raise your social status? Want something that screams, I have my life together or at least my car does?
Say hello to this Blue 2023 BMW X3 xDrive30i, the luxury SUV thats smoother than your best pickup line and smarter than your last ex.
Why this X3 is basically the automotive equivalent of a Swiss Army Knife:
All Weather Tires ready for rain, snow, gravel, or escaping awkward family gatherings.
Clean CarFax & One Owner because no one wants mystery history.
2.0L TwinPower Turbo tiny engine, big attitude.
M Sport Package for when you want to look fast sitting in traffic.
Panoramic Moonroof so you can dramatically stare at the sky when contemplating lifes big questions.
Head-Up Display look forward WITHOUT looking down. Technology!
harman/kardon Sound System perfect for blasting music you pretend you dont listen to.
Heated Seats & Heated Steering Wheel for people who refuse to be chilly, emotionally or physically.
Parking Assistant Plus because parallel parking is a scam.
Apple CarPlay & Android Auto whichever tribe youre in, we dont judge.
MPG: 21 city / 28 highway so youll spend less time at gas stations pretending to know what octane means.
Interior: Black leather that says, Yes, Im classy, but I also know how to have a good time.
Bonus:
It comes with enough safety features to make your insurance agent weep with joy.
Call now for your best price!
Before someone else buys it and becomes cooler than you.
