*Pre-owned prices shown exclude tax, tag, and doc fees. Every effort is made to ensure accurate prices, options, and features, however, in the event of a mistake, dealer cannot be held liable.
FOR SALE: 2015 Chevy Silverado 1500 LT 4x4
Color: Tungsten Metallic (Fancy talk for Steely Gray Awesomeness)
Engine: EcoTec3 5.3L V8 (Insert grunting truck sounds here)
Transmission: 6-Speed Automatic w/Overdrive
Drive: 4WD Yes, all four wheels do stuff.
If Paul Bunyan Drove a Truck, It'd Be This One
This Silverado isn't just a truck. Its a mobile fortress of torque, luxury, and chrome. Its like driving your favorite recliner with a V8 and Bluetooth.
FEATURES THAT MAKE YOU LOOK COOLER:
One Owner, Clean CarFax No baggage. Just raw V8 commitment.
New Tires + New Brakes Like buying brand new sneakers and brakes at the same time.
All-Star Edition Because you're not average, and neither is this truck.
6 Chrome Assist Steps Step up like a boss. Or like someone who's 5'7".
Heated Mirrors Your Silverado laughs at frost.
Spray-On Bedliner Because this truck has been to war with home improvement projects and won.
EZ Lift & Lower Tailgate Yes, its easy. No, it wont slam down like your last relationship.
Techy Stuff:
Chevy MyLink with 8" touchscreen Like a tablet, but tougher and mounted in steel.
Bluetooth For Phone Hands-free calls to your mom or your mechanic.
OnStar with 4G LTE In case you get lost in a parking lot.
Rear Vision Camera So you don't take out the mailbox again.
110V Outlet Power your laptop, blender, or mini-fridge full of Mountain Dew.
Safety & Handling (Because You're Precious Cargo):
4-Wheel Disc Brakes
Stabilitrak with Traction Control
Airbags in so many places
Locking rear differential For those Hold my beer off-road moments
Rear Wheelhouse Liners Because mud is for the trail, not your shocks
The Vibe:
This truck is tougher than your uncles handshake and smoother than a Barry White song. Whether you're hauling lumber, towing your boat, or just flexing in the grocery store parking lot, the Silverado says:
I could survive the apocalypse and still look good doing it.
PRICED TO SELL QUICKER THAN A HOTCAKE IN A LUMBERJACK CAFE
Don't miss this beast. Your driveway deserves better. Your ego deserves better.
Call now before someone named Charles test-drives it and falls in love.
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