*Pre-owned prices shown exclude tax, tag, and doc fees. Every effort is made to ensure accurate prices, options, and features, however, in the event of a mistake, dealer cannot be held liable.
FOR SALE: 2016 Chevy Silverado 2500HD High Country
AKA: The "Too Much Truck" Truck.
Are you tired of your neighbors thinking youre not the alpha on the block? Want a truck so tough it makes Chuck Norris look like a Prius owner? Then buckle up, buttercup this Black-on-Saddle-Leather beast is your new spirit animal.
Power? Oh, its got power.
6.0L Vortec V8.
More torque than your ex's lawyer.
Tows boats, trailers, egos effortlessly.
Climbs hills like it's chasing Wi-Fi.
Luxury? Its basically a cowboy in a tux.
Saddle Leather seats because cows are meant to be sat on in style.
Heated & cooled seats because your backside deserves climate control.
Sunroof for when your ego needs more headroom.
Bose Sound because Old Town Road slaps harder on premium speakers.
Tech so advanced, it makes spaceships jealous.
Apple CarPlay (aka: make calls, play tunes, ignore people)
Built-in Navigation (never get lost again, unless emotionally)
Wi-Fi Hotspot stream Netflix in the middle of the woods. You could, not saying you should.
Features include:
Chrome. Lots of it.
Tow mirrors big enough to see your future.
Parking sensors, rear camera, and Lane Departure Warning because this truck cares about you.
Power-adjustable pedals. So even your short friends can flex.
Also included:
Spray-on bedliner (for your messy side)
LED cargo lighting (because you might need to fix your cousins 4-wheeler at 2AM)
Black bowtie emblems (because gold is so 2005)
Who is this truck for?
Ranchers, construction bosses, and anyone whose handshake feels like sandpaper
Dads who say Its not a truck, its a way of life.
People who want to survive the zombie apocalypse in style.
Priced to move faster than a greased pig at a county fair.
Call now, before someone elses dreams come true instead of yours.
(Bonus: Its cleaner than your internet history.)
2016 Silverado 2500HD High Country
Too classy for mud but not afraid of it.
