*Pre-owned prices shown exclude tax, tag, and doc fees. Every effort is made to ensure accurate prices, options, and features, however, in the event of a mistake, dealer cannot be held liable.
ATTENTION TRUCK LOVERS, ASPIRING COWBOYS, AND PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO FEEL TALLER
FOR SALE: 2019 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 LD LT 4WD
Color: Blacker than your ex's heart
Engine: 5.3L V8 that sounds like freedom and burns fuel like it's going out of style
Transmission: 6-speed automatic, smoother than your pickup lines
Mileage: Lets just say shes seasoned but not salty
Drive Type: 4WD because the pavement is just a suggestion
WHY BUY THIS TRUCK?
All-Weather Tires Because Mother Nature cant be trusted
Remote Start Start it from inside your house, your office, or the moon (probably)
Heated Mirrors No more scraping ice like a peasant
Bluetooth, SiriusXM, CD player It does everything but DJ for your road rage
Rearview Camera See whats behind you, including your regrets
110V Outlet Power tools, laptops, air fryer? Go wild.
WHAT THIS TRUCK SAYS ABOUT YOU:
I haul stuff and feelings.
Yes, Ill help you move, but only if you buy pizza.
I can parallel park a double cab on the first try (probably).
My playlists are half country, half hype music, and 100% awesome.
BONUS FEATURES:
20 black-painted wheels that scream I mean business
All-Star Edition package (no big deal, just better than your neighbors truck)
Tow package with integrated brake controller for your boat, camper, or emotional baggage
Dual-zone climate control so you and your passenger can continue pretending to agree
COME TEST DRIVE THIS BEAST BEFORE YOUR COUSIN BUYS IT FIRST
We call it The Black Stallion. Youll call it Mine.
Home of the Low Price Guarantee If you find a better deal, well eat our own mudflaps (not really, but well match it)
Call now or forever regret missing out on the most majestic hunk of American steel this side of Texas.
You + This Truck = A Power Couple People Will Talk About at BBQs
ACT NOW. Because trucks this pretty dont stay single for long.
