*Pre-owned prices shown exclude tax, tag, and doc fees. Every effort is made to ensure accurate prices, options, and features, however, in the event of a mistake, dealer cannot be held liable.
FOR SALE: 2022 CHEVY SILVERADO 1500 LTD LT 4WD AKA THE MOUNTAIN TAMER
Located somewhere awesome. Probably near snacks.
Do you like trucks?
Do you like BIG, bold, chrome-plated chunks of American freedom that smell like adventure and spilled coffee?
Then meet your new best friend:
2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 LTD LT 4WD, Turbocharged, and more features than your ex had red flags.
WHAT THIS BEAST BRINGS TO THE PARTY:
2.7L TURBO Because subtlety is for sedans.
4WD For when you accidentally take that shortcut through the woods.
Trailering Package Haul trailers, boats, egos whatever needs towing.
Heated seats Your butt deserves warmth, even if your love life is cold.
Apple CarPlay & Android Auto Stay connected while pretending you're off the grid.
6-Speaker Sound System Blast country, metal, or podcasts about how to fix your life.
CLEAN CARFAX Its never been in a fight. Unlike you in high school.
ALSO INCLUDED:
Remote start (start your life over from inside your house!)
Chrome grille so shiny it reflects your good decisions
Cloth seats: soft, supportive, and spill-resistant (we've tested, dont ask)
Room for the whole crew, dog, and emotional baggage (Crew Cab, baby)
Tows like a champ. Parks like a polite linebacker.
All-Star Edition Package No, it doesn't come with Smash Mouth. But still cool.
WHAT IT DOESNT HAVE:
Heated steering wheel (chip shortage, not our fault blame global supply chains, or Mercury in retrograde)
Heated/ventilated seats but hey, thats what sweaters and open windows are for.
ALL THIS FOR A PRICE SO LOW
Even your budget-conscious grandma would nod approvingly.
Act fast or your neighbor Steve will buy it just to make you jealous.
Call now, before someone with better decision-making skills beats you to it.
[Insert phone number here]
Home of the Low Price Guarantee (and above-average free coffee)
