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FOR SALE: 2023 CHEVY BLAZER LT AWD THE SUV THAT LOOKS LIKE IT SKIPS LEG DAY (BUT DOESNT)
Color: Copper Bronze Metallic Its like a penny, but HOTTER.
Interior: Jet Black Leather So sleek, it politely whispers "treat yo' self."
Clean CarFax. One Owner. Low Miles. Great Price. Zero Regrets.
THE JUICY STUFF UNDERNEATH:
3.6L V6 SIDI This ain't no grocery-getter unless you're racing to the grocery store
9-Speed Automatic with Overdrive More gears than a Tour de France bike
AWD Because lifes too short to get stuck in the snow
Ride & Handling Suspension Feels like a cloud, drives like a boss
COMFORT THAT HUGS YOU BACK:
Heated Leather Seats For when your butt deserves a warm embrace
Power Driver & Passenger Seats 8-way + 6-way = both of you winning
Dual-Zone Climate Control So no one has to sweat it out to keep the peace
Auto-Dimming Mirrors So you dont have to stare into the headlights of regret
TECHNOLOGY THAT'S SMARTER THAN YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW:
Apple CarPlay / Android Auto Ditch the cords. Keep the vibes.
Chevy Infotainment 3 Plus System w/ SiriusXM 360L Like having a DJ, but they take requests
Premium Audio (6 Speakers) Turn your carpool into a concert
Universal Home Remote Open your garage like a wizard
SAFETY FEATURES SO GOOD, YOUR MOM WOULD APPROVE:
Rear Cross Traffic Alert Because reversing blind is for action movies
Rear Park Assist + Backup Camera Helping you avoid mailboxes and exes
Lane Change Alert w/Blind Zone Alert Dont swerve without a second opinion
Emergency Communication (OnStar) Like a superhero hotline, but real
LOOKS TO KILL (IN A LEGAL, ATTRACTIVE WAY):
20 Bright Silver Aluminum Wheels Spin those bad boys like you mean it
Black Roof Rails + Spoiler For carrying stuff and looking cooler than your neighbor
Power Liftgate Wave your foot and it opens like magic (or use the button if youre lazy)
AND THE BEST PART?
LOW PRICE GUARANTEE If you find it cheaper, we'll eat a hubcap (not really, but well beat it)
Recent Arrival Fresh on the lot and ready to rock
Over 18,000 miles BELOW average Its basically a baby with a drivers license
19/26 MPG Fuel economy that wont drain your wallet
CALL NOW before someone else trades in their personality for this Blazer.
2023 CHEVY BLAZER LT AWD Its like your favorite leather jacket if it had a V6 and seat warmers.