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ATTENTION EARTHLINGS!
Are you ready to UPGRADE your life from "meh" to "MOUNTAIN KING"?
Say hello to the 2023 Chevrolet Tahoe Premier 4WD a.k.a. The Land Yacht of Legends now in Auburn Metallic so spicy it'll make your neighbors Camry cry.
ONE OWNER. CLEAN CARFAX. LOW MILES. HUGE PERSONALITY.
Odometer reads 11,429 miles below market average, which is car-speak for:
Barely driven. Practically a toddler. Ready to hit the road like it owns it.
FEATURES SO LUXURIOUS, YOU'LL START WEARING A ROBE IN PUBLIC:
5.3L V8 Engine Because V6s are for people who like weak coffee.
10-Speed Automatic Transmission Shifts smoother than your uncles terrible dance moves.
Panoramic Sunroof For stargazing, cloud watching, or dramatic exits.
Heated AND Ventilated Seats Whether you're hot, cold, or just picky.
Head-Up Display Because looking down is for losers.
Magnetic Ride Control So smooth, potholes will feel like compliments.
Bose Audio So crisp, you'll hear Adele's heartbreak in 4K.
SAFETY FEATURES THAT'LL WATCH YOUR BACK BETTER THAN YOUR FRIENDS:
Lane Change Alert
Rear Cross Traffic Alert
HD Surround Vision
Rear Camera Mirror w/ Washer (because no one likes a blurry backside)
INTERIOR: Jet Black/Maple Sugar Leather
Its like sitting in a latte... but legal.
This isnt just a Tahoe. Its a Tahoe PREMIER.
It comes with more tech than your last three phones combined.
Its so smart, it practically drives itself (but please dont test that).
PRICED TO MOVE NOT TO SIT AROUND MAKING FRIENDS WITH OTHER CARS.
This Tahoe isnt here for long. Why? Because its everything:
Room for 7 people AND their egos
Luxury that slaps
Looks like a boss, drives like a beast
Will tow your boat, your trailer, AND your self-esteem back together
CALL NOW.
COME IN.
STOP DRIVING THAT BORING SEDAN.
Get the 2023 Tahoe Premier because you deserve a car that treats you like royalty... even if youre just going to Costco.