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WARNING: Loud Engine. Louder Personality.
Introducing the bold, the aggressive, the your neighbor definitely hears you start it machine the 2013 Dodge Charger R/T AWD 2013 in Black Clearcoat.
Now prowling the lot at Blaise Alexander GMC of Greater Hazleton where good deals meet bad decisions (the fun kind).
LETS ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT UNDER THE HOOD:
HEMI 5.7L V8
Translation: You dont start this car you announce your presence.
AWD + V8 =
Winter-ready
Burnout-capable
Questionable life choices encouraged
WHY THIS CHARGER IS BUILT DIFFERENT:
Black on black on black (because subtle is overrated)
Heated seats (for you not your enemies)
Power sunroof (for dramatic exits)
8.4 touchscreen w/ Uconnect (yes, it still slaps)
SiriusXM included (goodbye, boring commutes)
FEATURES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOURE IN A MOVIE:
Xenon headlights (see everything be seen by everyone)
Rear spoiler (adds +10 horsepower emotionally)
Sport cloth seats
Remote keyless entry (because keys are so 2005)
SAFETY, BUT MAKE IT FAST:
AWD grip for all seasons
Stability control (for the car again, your life is your responsibility)
Backup camera (because confidence accuracy)
REAL TALK:
This isnt a practical sedan.
This is a V8-powered stress reliever with four doors.
Perfect for:
People who say I just want something fun
People who dont care about blending in
People who smile every time they hit the gas
RECENT ARRIVAL = LIMITED TIME TO BE COOLER THAN EVERYONE ELSE
Call Blaise Alexander GMC of Greater Hazleton NOW
Before someone else drives off making your engine noises.





