*Pre-owned prices shown exclude tax, tag, and doc fees. Every effort is made to ensure accurate prices, options, and features, however, in the event of a mistake, dealer cannot be held liable.
WANTED: A NEW OWNER FOR THIS BEAST
2024 GMC Sierra 1500 Pro 4WD Onyx Black
(AKA: The truck Batman would drive if he hauled plywood on weekends)
Why You'll Love It:
This ain't your neighbor's rusty ol pickup. This is a blacked-out, V8-powered, trail-chewing, deer-dodging, trailer-pulling fortress on wheels. You'll look like a hero picking up mulch... or launching a bass boat into the foggy dawn like a country legend.
Features So Tough They Grow Chest Hair:
EcoTec3 5.3L V8 More muscle than your uncles handshake.
10-Speed Automatic Shifts smoother than your cousin at a family reunion.
4WD Because roads are optional.
All-Weather Tires Rain, snow, or zombie apocalypse? You're covered.
Tech That'll Make You Feel Fancy:
Wireless Apple CarPlay & Android Auto No cords, no problem.
Wi-Fi Hotspot Stream your playlist and your regrets.
HD Backup Camera So you don't crash into your ex's car... again.
Push Button Start Like launching a rocket, but its your truck.
Safety Features Thatll Keep Your Insurance Agent Calm:
Lane Keep Assist Because rumble strips are not life advice.
Forward Collision Alert For when you're busy adjusting the radio.
Pedestrian Braking Yes, it stops for people. Even Chad from HR.
IntelliBeam Headlights They think for you. Like your mom, but nicer.
Comfort & Extras:
10-Way Power Driver Seat Adjust until you find the perfect napping angle (not while driving).
EZ-Lift Tailgate Tailgate so easy your grandma could do it (and probably will).
120V Bed & Interior Power Outlets Charge your tools... or your margarita blender.
Vinyl Seats Durable enough for mud, dogs, and "oops" moments.
One Owner. Clean CarFax. Still has that "new truck" smell, not the "gym bag and fast food" aroma.
This truck is a vibe. Its a lifestyle. Its a chrome-grilled ticket to truck town.
Whether youre hauling hay, helping your cousin move (again), or just need to assert dominance at a red light this Sierra is the one.
Call now, message today, or just come on down and make some bad financial decisions in a really good truck.
Low Price Guarantee Well even throw in a handshake and dad joke.
