*Pre-owned prices shown exclude tax, tag, and doc fees. Every effort is made to ensure accurate prices, options, and features, however, in the event of a mistake, dealer cannot be held liable.
ATTENTION HUMANS WITH PLACES TO GO
Are you tired of driving something that barely starts, makes weird noises, or smells like regret and old fries? Upgrade your life immediately with this 2019 Honda CR-V EX-L AWD the SUV that says:
Ive got my life together or at least my vehicle does.
Why this CR-V is basically your new best friend:
AWD + All-Weather Tires Snow? Rain? Apocalyptic Pennsylvania potholes? Bring it on.
Black Leather Seats Fancy enough for date night, durable enough for coffee spills.
Power Moonroof For when you want sunshine and good decisions.
Heated Seats Because winter exists and were not cavemen.
Apple CarPlay & Android Auto Your playlists deserve better than silence.
Power Liftgate Opens like magic when your hands are full of groceries (or takeout no judgment).
Blind Spot Monitoring + Backup Camera Because guessing is not a driving strategy.
BONUS FEATURES YOU DIDNT KNOW YOU NEEDED:
Memory seats (for you and the person who always messes up your settings)
Remote keyless entry (feel important every time you walk up)
HomeLink garage control (goodbye, ancient clicker from 2003)
27/33 MPG Spend less on gas, more on literally anything else.
Clean CarFax No shady past. This CR-V has better history than most dating profiles.
Low Price Guarantee Were serious about deals but not about boring ads.
Available now at Blaise Alexander GMC of Greater Hazleton
Call before someone else with excellent taste beats you to it!
Warning: Test driving may result in sudden happiness, improved confidence, and an uncontrollable urge to say, Yeah Ill take it.
