*Pre-owned prices shown exclude tax, tag, and doc fees. Every effort is made to ensure accurate prices, options, and features, however, in the event of a mistake, dealer cannot be held liable.
FOR SALE: The 2023 Ram 1500 Big Horn/Lone Star BAD LANDER EDITION
Because lifes too short to drive something that doesnt look like it could run over a small moon.
Are you ready to become the most interesting person at every stoplight?
This Bright White, 6-inch lifted, 37-tired, V8-powered mountain conqueror isnt just a truck its a statement.
A loud one.
Like I could tow your house sideways.
What You Get When You Buy This Beast:
A 5.7L HEMI with eTorque
Translation: It growls like a bear but sips fuel like a slightly smaller bear.
6" Lift + 37" All-Terrains
Lets be honest youre not clearing curbs anymore.
Youre clearing zip codes.
Tuscany Custom Badlander Package
Red caliper covers (twice, because the truck flexes that hard)
Custom leather interior
LED light bar bright enough to signal the International Space Station
Power running boards so your friends can pretend theyre boarding a private jet
Exhaust System
It sounds like Zeus gargling thunder.
Practical Stuff (for people who ask questions like But is it safe?)
Clean CarFax
Well maintained
12" touchscreen (because why not?)
Heated seats & steering wheel (for luxuriously warm butt cheeks)
Dual-pane panoramic sunroof (for dramatic exits)
ParkSense & backup camera (so you don't crush innocent mailboxes)
Bonus Features You Didnt Know You Needed:
4G LTE Wi-Fi Hotspot For streaming "truck start-up ASMR"
33-gallon fuel tank Because you like road trips and gas stations
LED footwell lights So you never lose that rogue french fry
Bed utility group Bring your projects. The truck does the work. You just stand there looking cool.
Who Is This Truck For?
People who want strangers to stop and compliment their ride
People who think stock is a dirty word
People who believe every parking lot is a car show
Anyone who needs a vehicle that screams:
Yes, I am overcompensating but look how good it looks!
In Summary:
This is not just a truck.
Its a lifestyle, a status symbol, and possibly a wildlife deterrent.
Get it before someone cooler than you does.
(Theyre calling. Theyre coming. They are very interested.)





