*Pre-owned prices shown exclude tax, tag, and doc fees. Every effort is made to ensure accurate prices, options, and features, however, in the event of a mistake, dealer cannot be held liable.
WARNING: This Truck May Cause Sudden Popularity
Meet the truck your neighbor already hates you for:
2024 Ram 2500 Laramie 4WD 2024 Cummins Diesel Beast
Available now at Blaise Alexander GMC of Greater Hazleton
Lets Be Honest
You didnt click this ad because you needed a truck.
You clicked it because you deserve a truck like this.
THE GOOD STUFF (aka bragging rights):
Legendary Cummins 6.7L I6 Turbodiesel (translation: pulls your house if needed)
4WD (snow? mud? apocalypse? handled.)
One Owner + Clean CarFax (no weird history, unlike your last relationship)
All-Weather Tires (Pennsylvania approved)
INSIDE = FIRST CLASS, NOT WORK TRUCK
Black Leather Seats (yes, you can spill coffee once maybe twice)
Heated Seats + Heated Steering Wheel (winter = defeated)
Massive 12 Display + Apple CarPlay/Android Auto
Wi-Fi Hotspot (because your truck is smarter than your house)
SAFETY (because power needs brains):
Adaptive Cruise Control
Blind Spot Monitoring
Lane Keep Assist
Backup Camera (for when pride says I got it but reality says you dont)
REAL TALK:
Will it tow everything? Yes.
Will people ask you for help moving? Also yes.
Will you look awesome doing literally nothing? Absolutely.
PRICE?
Lets just say its good enough that you should stop scrolling and call right now before someone else with better timing beats you to it.
Find it at:
Blaise Alexander GMC of Greater Hazleton
Call now. Drive it home. Become the truck person.





